I want to feel close with you all, so in an attempt to build a relationship with you I have listed my 5 deepest, darkest secrets.

1.) I have NEVER seen a single episode of “The Office” or “Entourage.”

2.) I once gambled on a WNBA game.

3.) I hate iced tea (The drink, not the rapper/actor. “New Jack City” ruled!)

4.) I have looked up cartoon characters nude on the net before.

5.) I can’t do crap around the house. I can’t fix a damn thing!!

     I feel better having told you all that. I hope when you hear me late at night on Z99.5 (Mid-5am) you feel we are closer.