I always talk on the air how i hate getting older. just turned 39 this month.

check out this article i found:
 http://community.livejournal.com/ohnothe…

did you watch the VIEW yesterday?

check the link:
 http://tv.gawker.com/5590722/whoopi-gold…

It’s that time of year again! The Indy Air Show out at Mount Comfort airport. By the way, don’t do what i did, pass the mount comfort exit off of I70! If you miss it, you add an extra 15 minutes to your drive time and end up in Greenfield, IN!

Last time i went up in this stunt plane I lost my cookies:
 http://www.youtube.com/davidscottsmiley#…

here is the 2010 run….

Slash stopped by the Smiley Morning Show studio yesterday. what a cool guy! we talked about everything from prince albert piercings to bring a father. check out the video from 5-25-10 at the WZPL studios.

2010 PRESEASON

WK	DATE	OPPONENT		TV Coverage
1	8/15	SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS	1:00 PM	WTTV4
2	8/19	@ Buffalo Bills	7:30 PM	WTTV4
3	8/26	@ Green Bay Packers	8:00 PM	ESPN
4	9/2	CINCINNATI BENGALS	7:00 PM	WTTV4

2010 REGULAR SEASON

WK	DATE	OPPONENT		TV Coverage
1	9/12	@ Houston Texans	1:00 PM	CBS
2	9/19	NEW YORK GIANTS	8:20 PM	NBC
3	9/26	@ Denver Broncos	4:15 PM	CBS
4	10/3	@ Jacksonville Jaguars	4:05 PM	CBS
5	10/10	KANSAS CITY CHIEFS	1:00 PM	CBS
6	10/17	@ Washington Redskins	8:20 PM	NBC
7	10/24	BYE	-	none
8	11/1	HOUSTON TEXANS	8:30 PM	ESPN
9	11/7	@ Philadelphia Eagles	4:15 PM	CBS
10	11/14	CINCINNATI BENGALS	1:00 PM	CBS
11	11/21	@ New England Patriots	4:15 PM	CBS
12	11/28	SAN DIEGO CHARGERS	8:20 PM	NBC
13	12/5	DALLAS COWBOYS	4:15 PM	FOX
14	12/9	@ Tennessee Titans	8:20 PM	NFL Network
15	12/19	JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS	1:00 PM	CBS
16	12/26	@ Oakland Raiders	4:05 PM	CBS
17	1/2	TENNESSEE TITANS	1:00 PM	CBS
All times local to Indianapolis. Kickoff Times may change after Week 11 due to Flex Scheduling.

Most world records are pretty lame. And the losers who dedicate their lives to attaining them are even more pathetic. But not all world records are created equal. Some are MANLIER than others.

And here are the 12 MANLIEST . . .

#1.) Heaviest Weight Dangled from a Swallowed Sword: Last year, a British guy named

Thomas Blackthorne set a new world record by hanging more than 55 pounds from a sword he’d jammed down his throat. The old record was 44 pounds.

#2.) Heaviest Weight Lifted by the Tongue: Believe it or not, Thomas Blackthorne holds this one too. In 2004, he lifted 25 pounds using only a hook through his tongue.

#3.) Heaviest Aircraft Pulled: Last year, a guy named Kevin Fast pulled a 188-ton transport airplane called the CC-177 Globemaster Three more than 28 feet. That’s like pulling 40 African elephants.

#4.) Most Pushups in an Hour on the Back of the Hands: In 2007, a British guy named Paddy Doyle did 1,940 pushups on the back of his hands in just one hour. That’s a rate of one pushup every two seconds. 

#5.) Most Concrete Blocks Broken: Last year, a guy named Ali Bahcetepe smashed his way through 888 concrete blocks, using just his hands, in 60 seconds.  

#6.) Oldest Father: In 2007, a farmer from India named Nanu Ram Jogi became the world’s oldest new father when his fourth wife gave birth to his 21st kid at the age of 90.

#7.) Heaviest Deadlift: This record belongs to a guy from Iceland named Benedikt Magnússon. He somehow managed to hoist 1,102 pounds.

#8.) Most Live Rattlesnakes Held in the Mouth: In 2006, a guy named Jackie Bibby stuffed the tails of ten live rattlesnakes in his mouth, and held them there for a full ten seconds. 

#9.) Most Burgers Eaten: This one belongs to competitive eater Joey Chestnut. In 2007, he wolfed down 103 Krystal burgers . . . which are like White Castle burgers . . . in just eight minutes.

–As a side note, Joey also holds world records for eating 47 grilled cheese sandwiches in ten

minutes, 45 pulled pork sandwiches in ten minutes, 68 Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs in ten minutes, and 241 chicken wings in ten minutes.

#10.) Heaviest Weight Lifted: In 1957, a guy named Paul Anderson back-lifted a ridiculous 6,270 pounds. That’s like using your shoulders to lift two Honda Civics with a 200-pound man inside each of them.

#11.) (–CAREFUL!) Furthest Expulsion of Man-Juice: Allegedly, a guy named Holst Shultz expelled a stream of man-juice 18-feet 9-inches. It also shot over 12 feet high, and was clocked at nearly 43 miles per hour.

#12.) Longest Dong: Officially, a guy named Jonah Falcon is recognized as having the world’s longest man-junk. He’s an aspiring actor who lives with his mom. (???)

–His unit’s been measured at 13.5 inches flaccid, and Jonah says when he’s fully ENGORGED, he gets lightheaded from a lack of blood. (???)

(Pop Crunch)

We do a segment on wednesday mornings on the Smiley Morning Show called “Get LOST in 30 seconds”. The TV show Lost is so hard to follow and the shows are so long! The Smiley Morning Show gets you all caught up in 30 seconds (or so) the following morning.

here was this week’s recap:

Lost In 30 Seconds – 03-10-10

PEYTON MANNING GOES NUTS

WHAT IS PEYTON REALLY SAYING?