Have ya noticed there are street signs for EVERYTHING?!?!  Finally someone has one that makes sense!  Yeah a sign that says beware of drunks!  Who hasn’t been there?  I say we put ‘em all over the city.

I played sports all my life — didn’t really get into soccer too much but this makes me say DAMN!!  Sucks for the goalie.

That’s the cover of the new magazine getting LOTS of reviews about being “edgy” — really?  IT’S LADY GAGA!!!  Lots of reports are saying her hand over her crotch is to cover up some manhood.  She talks about the rumors in the interview and says she’s really quite old fashioned.  She says, “I believe in certain institutions: cooking, serving dinner, taking care of my family. So I consider myself quite the lady.”

Is this cover that big of a deal?  If she was naked I get that but she’s only topless and she’s covering the girls.

A new blog says what 40 websites says about you — some NSFW

By: Nick Douglas
Pingdom told you who uses what social site. AdAge told you who uses what search engine. But what about the rest of the web? GLAD YOU ASKED.

Facebook: Someone you kiiiiinda remember who, if you ignore them, will turn out to be a headhunter (the good kind) and if you accept, will turn out to be a headhunter (the bad kind).
YouTube: An advanced AI that has nearly mastered swearing and is ready to move on to the rest of human language.
Wikipedia: People screwing with Wikipedia.
Pandora: People who left their iPods at home.
UPS: People getting increasingly excited around midday.
Craigslist: Your girlfriend.
Amazon: People buying books.
 Barnesandnoble.com: Barnes & Noble employees.
Chatroulette: Guys with their dicks out.
Pornotube: Guys with their dicks out.
eBay: Guys with their dicks out reflected in a teapot.
GameSpot: Noobs who can only handle BioShock, Dragon Age, and Dante’s Inferno.
Yahoo Games: Hardcore gamers who can plunge into the depths of Harry Potter Years 1-4.
AOL home page: People who don’t get how the web works.
Google home page: People who don’t get how the search bar works.
Digg home page: People who don’t get “work.”
Reddit: People who think Diggers are dumb.
Metafilter: People who think Redditors are dumb.
Slashdot: People who think people are dumb.
WordPress: Bloggers who’d rather be coding.
Tumblr: Bloggers who’d rather be reading.
Blogger: Bloggers who’d rather be on WordPress. How the hell do you export from this thing?
Livejournal: Bloggers who’d rather be dead! Then you’d finally pay them some attention! Well maybe that’s just what they’ll do, Mom!
Xanga: The 90s.
Club Penguin: The two’s -to-thirteen’s.
CNN: People who think they’re reading the news.
Fark: People who laugh at the word “news.”
 Go.com: Unimaginative people testing a computer at a store.
Ripoffreport: Ripoff victims.
BestBuy.com: Ripoff victims.
 Scientology.org: Ripoff victims.
Bit.ly: People heading somewhere else.
Gawker: Subjects of Gawker articles.
 IRS.gov: People who are way too on the ball.
4chan: Kids pretending to be hackers, hackers pretending to be kids, reporters pretending to be kids pretending to be hackers, child predators, child-predator predators, Han Solo.
eHarmony: 97% of desperate singles.
Loopt: 3% of desperate singles.
AdultFriendFinder: People who will claim tomorrow that they were on eHarmony.
Evite: People who still refuse to get on Facebook.
Friendster: Jonathan Abrams, sitting in a quiet room that no one has entered in weeks. He needs a bath

Yes, it still stings about the outcome of Sunday’s Super Bowl 44 HOWEVER, the entire team is now more than motivated for next year.  To my knowledge, all key players are back next year.  Vegas thinks the loss pi$$ed the Colts off enough to get back and win it!  Yeah, Vegas has the Horse as the favorite to win it all next year — 7-1.  The Aints are 9-1.  The Colts are 3-1 to make it back.

All signs point to a trip to Dallas in early Feb 2011.  Granted, there were about 3 plays that lost the game for the Colts — been saying for the last 48 hours New Orleans didn’t win the game…COLTS LOST THE GAME!  Horrible play calling at the end of the first half – cost at least 3 points (probably 6 had we kicked the FG) — EVEN MORE — onside kick — I get it was great timing but everyone is forgetting THEY ONSIDED TO THE ONE “HANDS” GUY WE HAD ON THE FRONT LINE!!  How did Hank Baskett not grab the ball?  THAT KILLED US!!!

Ok, now I’m off my rant and time for 2011.  Go Horse!  Look out Dallas…we’re comin’

This doesn’t look so good for me.  I love 3-5 of these — are you in that bad of shape as I am?  This is opposite of good!!  I guess at least I go to the gym 3-4 times a week — guess we know why.

#10: Cosi Steak TBM (Tomatoes, Basil, Mozzarella)

#9: Arby’s Ultimate BLT Market Fresh Sandwich

#8: Jimmy John’s Italian Night Club

#7: Panera Full Chipotle Chicken on Artisan French Bread

#6. Red Robin Whiskey River BBQ Chicken Sandwich

#5. Subway Meatball Marinara Footlong

#4. Blimpie Special Vegetarian 12″

#3. Applebee’s Grilled Cheese BLT

#2. Quizno’s Large Tuna Melt

#1.  Cheesecake Factory Grilled Shrimp & Bacon Club

Wanna read why these are bad?  Click http://tiny.cc/jVCvS

What a GREAT AFC title game!  Wow we had a full day of emotions…sadness…excitement…drunkenness (is that a word???)  All in 1 big (kickass) game.  I was yelling like crazy and now WE’RE MIAMI-BOUND BABY!!!

BTW…flights are going fast so if you’re going make sure to add me on your Facebook and Twitter pages so I can keep up with ya.

A harmless senior prank cost 3 students a suspention and $130+ — c’mon THEY’RE SENIORS!!!  This is dumb to me. I do however think it’s DAMN funny

http://tiny.cc/xFwOE

It’s true EVERY male has/wants a mancave.  It’s our little piece of the world where sports and beer is all that really matters.  Yes, ladies you’re allowed in…but it’s the one place we rule the house/garage/basement.  It’s the ONLY place we rule honestly.  EXCEPT if you’re mancave is at work!!!

WTF was this guy thinking?!?!  Seriously!!  http://tiny.cc/RTXxL

THEY ARE WORTHLESS!!  I swear when you make one it’s setting you up to break it.  I stopped doing them about 2 years ago and I have done more (or at least stayed with the things I wanted to do) without making one.  It’s simple really…don’t resolve to do something if you hate it — going to the gym — if you hate it don’t resolve to do it.  Simple!  I resolve to not make another resolution…that’s one I’ll keep.