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Eight Great Beer Recipes for St. Paddy’s Day

K.J. — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:53:24 +0000

Courtesy of the San Diego News Network who’s headline just before this story was “Beware of Binge Drinking on St. Paddy’s Day”! Thanks for the mixed messages SDNN! Recipes include Beer Bread, Cheese-Beer Soup, Chocolate Stout Pudding and my favorite, Boozy Beef Chili!!

http://www.sdnn.com/sandiego/2010-03-15/restaurant-food-wine/eight-great-beer-recipes-for-st-pattys-day

Which Prom Dress Should I Wear?

K.J. — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 09:59:58 +0000

Here I am at RaeLynn’s Boutique trying on dresses for Smiley Prom! Which dress will I wear?? Join me at Smiley Prom on March 27th at the Knights of Columbus to find out! Tickets are on sale now at the WZPL studios!

Score One for Team Coco!

K.J. — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:07:52 +0000

Did Leno know what was going on when he took a picture with this “fan”?

By the way COCO “FTW” is “for the win”. I’m sure Conan O’Brien is proud.

Iron Man 2 Trailer

K.J. — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:11:02 +0000

This is definitely the movie I’m most excited about for this summer! “Iron Man 2″ hits theaters May 7th!

Jimmy Kimmel’s skit, “The Handsome Men’s Club”

K.J. — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:57:25 +0000

If you made it through the entire Oscars, this was your reward. Since chances are you were fast asleep like me, you can enjoy it now…

Tom Arnold De-Pantsing a Model

K.J. — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:10:28 +0000

Here’s the link to a slideshow of Tom Arnold pulling down the pants accidentally of Model Marisa Miller during a flag football game. He talked about it this week on the Smiley Morning Show!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/08/tom-arnold-pulls-down-sup_n_453616.html

10 Annoying Phrases You MUST Stop Saying

K.J. — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:07:18 +0000

In case you missed it on the show, here’s the article. Feel free to add to the list!

From tremendousnews.com (courtesy of Alyssa Milano on Twitter)

The 10 Annoying Phrases You Need to Stop Using

If you use any of these, stop immediately.

1. Peeps.

The term ‘peeps’ was cool when people were ‘getting jiggy with it.’

Or when people were not, in fact, ready for her jelly.

But we’ve evolved.

And we’re not your peeps.

2. Just Sayin’

People think that affixing this to the end of their comment dilutes the blunt impact of their horrible opinions.

3. That’s What She Said.

This phrase is used when someone empties their bottom drawer of comedy. Here. I’ll set one up.

Doing this is really really hard.

If you just said “that’s what she said” out loud, you’re part of the problem.

4. Totes.

Sometimes annoying phrases transform into even more annoying phrases, leaving us in complete awe of their annoyingness.

Remember “Totally”?

Yeah. That’s now “totes”.

God help us all.

5. Personal Brand.

My older cousin used to lock the doors of his Chevy Corsica and drop alarming farts that I’d have to breathe in while crying.

That was his personal brand.

6. Epic.

When the Hobbits had to return the ring to Mordor? That was epic.

The taquito you just bought from 7-11?

Not so much.

7. kthxbai

I’m not sure where this originated, but it smells like LOLCats to me.

If you’re a long-time reader of TN, you know how devastating I think LOLCats are.

A human using lolcat terminology in day-to-day conversation.

That would break me.

8. Let’s Connect.

Nobody can say email me sometime or add me to Facebook.

They have to say “let’s connect”.

Just be honest.

Let’s connect on Facebook so I can creepily comb through the bikini pictures of your trip to Cancun.

9. It Is What It Is.

Imagine you’re up on trial for beating a manatee.

Your lawyer defends you by saying Your honor, my client did not, at any point, harm a manatee.

And then the judge is like But we have video evidence.

And your lawyer shrugs and says Well, alright. It is what it is.

Do you want that to happen?

Do you?

Stop saying this phrase.

10. I Heart You.

Heart is five letters.

“Love” is four.

You’re putting in more effort to make something sound worse.

The NEW “Dancing with the Stars” Cast

K.J. — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:33:12 +0000

The lineup of next season’s “Dancing with the Stars” was announced last night. The eleven cast members are:

•Pamela Anderson
•Kate Gosselin: The Jon & Kate Plus 8 mom
•Evan Lysacek: The recent Olympic gold medal-winning figure skater
•Buzz Aldrin: He was the second person to set foot on the moon, and now, at 80, he’s the oldest man to ever compete on DWTS
•Shannen Doherty: She’s the third Beverly Hills 90210 alum to take a turn on the show
•Nicole Scherzinger: from the Pussycat Dolls
•Niecy Nash: Style Network’s Clean House host and Reno911 star
•Erin Andrews: The ESPN reporter who had creepy stalker shoot video of her in a hotel room
•Chad Ochocinco: The Cincinatti Bengals wide receiver
•Aiden Turner: “All My Children” actor
•Jake Pavelka: The latest Bachelor who just chose his new bride-to-be

The competition begins March 22nd.

Miley Cyrus sings about getting naked with Bret Michaels!

K.J. — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:05:03 +0000

You know I love me some Poison and I understand that Bret Michaels and his piercing blue eyes are hard to resist even for a 17 year old girl like Miley Cyrus. BUT, Bret…she is ONLY 17!! Does this song creep anyone else out?

Here’s a preview of the lyrics:

“Won’t you fall down on me / So close I can feel you breathe /

Tonight in the darkness with nothing to lose / If the truth is all we can see / If I fall for you, could

you fall for me?

“Yeah we both know better than this, still we can’t resist . . . slowly get undressed.”

Huey Lewis IS the World

K.J. — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:00:51 +0000

Thanks to Paul Poteet for sending this hilarous gem my way! I LOVE Huey!