Mike “The Situation” from Jersey Shore has 10 “tips” — I say DON’T follow them to be successful.  Do you agree?  Thoughts?  Who do you agree with?

No.10 – If at first you don’t succeed, try again, and again, and again, and again

No.9 – Dress the part

No.8 – Don’t discriminate

No.7 – Just dance

No.6 – Be bold

No.5 – Always stay fresh

No.4 – Always have a wingman

No.3 – Pickup lines are for amateurs

No.2 – Just be yourself

No.1 – Be confident

Is this true?  I’ve NEVER waited tables nor have I really worked in the service industry but these signs actually make sense to me.  My wifey was a server when I met her and this is sorta our story…and it fits.

According to AskMen.com  http://tiny.cc/waitressflirting)

Signs she wants your cash…
Flirts with you
Is attentive, remembers your name and regular order
Smiles, makes eye contact
Pushes expensive drinks (so your tab will increase)

Signs she wants you…
Touches you
Neglects other customers in favor of your attention
Gives you freebies
Suggests inexpensive drinks (so you’ll stick around)

I can’t decide if this is amazing or just DUMB!  I wouldn’t think it would be too difficult but I’m not dumb enough to try.  Thoughts?

From their upcoming SyFy Channel movie “Mega Python vs Gatoroid” (I’m not making this up folks!)

Remember all the issues Lucas Oil Stadium had with pests?  The 2010 report card just came out and it’s looking much better.  Conseco Fieldhouse didn’t look too bad either.  This is via espn.com

Indiana

Conseco Fieldhouse Indiana Pacers
Vendors with critical violations: 12%

Inspection report excerpt: Evidence of pests or rodents found at two locations.

Lucas Oil Stadium
Indianapolis Colts
Vendors with critical violations: 7%

Inspection report excerpt: Vendors received 39 critical violations during a series of inspections in 2009 for pests or rodents. Last November, a local TV station highlighted problems the stadium had with mice after inspectors found mouse droppings, dead mice and live mice in various parts of the stadium, prompting action. During a series of inspections in late December 2009 and January 2010, only one critical violation for pests or rodents was found.

I always talk on the air how i hate getting older. just turned 39 this month.

check out this article i found:
 http://community.livejournal.com/ohnothe…

I had forgotten about most of these – some probably deserved more than they got.  Thanks E! for reminding us a lot of people in Hollywood are stupid too…

Stars in Court

Lindsay Lohan

In May of 2010 Lohan was ordered to attended weekly alcohol classes due to her previous arrest for DUI in 2007. On July 6, 2010 she reappeared in court for failure to attend her alcohol classes and she was sentenced to 90 days in jail. On July 20, 2010 Lindsay turned herself in.

Winona Ryder

In 2001, Ryder was arrested for shoplifting a reported $5,500 worth of merchandise from Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills.

Chris Brown

Brown was charged with two felonies on March 5, 2009, after hitting his girlfriend Rihanna during a heated argument.

Nicole Richie

Richie was sentenced to three years probation in July 2007 after she pled guilty to driving under the influence of drugs.

Paris Hilton

Hilton violated her probation by driving on a suspended license in May 2007 and was sentenced to 45 days in jail.

Britney Spears

Spears faced a judge in January 2008 to give a deposition in the custody battle for her two boys.

Martha Stewart

Stewart was sentenced to five months in jail after she lied about the selling stock in 2001.

Robert Downey Jr.

Downey Jr. faced a felony cocaine possession charge and one misdemeanor count of being under the influence of a controlled substance. He was arrested in Palm Springs,CA in 2001 and sentenced to three years probation and continued drug rehabilitation.

Courtney Love

In 2005, Love faced a judge and admitted she was using drugs in violation of her previous probation in 2003. She was ordered to 28 days of treatment. Courtney violated this sentence and was subsequently sentenced to six months in rehab and house arrest.

Eminem

In 2001, the rapper was sentenced to two years probation, plus court costs and a $2,500 fine stemming from a weapons charge.

Kobe Bryant

In 2003, Bryant was accused of sexual assault charges. He was acquitted.

Nick Hogan

Nick Hogan, son of wrestler Hulk Hogan, went to court after a car accident involving the critical condition of a passenger. He faced the court in 2007 and was sentenced to 8 months in jail.

Katy Perry’s new CD Teenage Dream comes out in August — here’s the CD cover.  I think she’s gotten so close to being naked why not pose for Playboy?  Seriously.

Not sure I agree (I have a sunglass obsession…just like my wifey’s obsession with shoes) so I have TONS of non-knockoff sunglasses and I still lie (sometimes but it’s only ’cause I’m a guy.)  I don’t know how you subconciously if you have fake glasses it gives you permission (in your mind) to lie.  The study is HERE.

Like I said I have LOTS of non-knockoffs but damn I still find it difficult to believe.  I guess karma is a bitch?  Just buy the real things…and you’ll lie less…at least you can tell yourself that.

Must be rough to be a celeb.  This isn’t a horrible first meal in jail is it?  I’m reading a book (I’m shocked too) where the inmates had to eat rice with cockroaches in it.  So…I wouldn’t call this exactly “roughing it” — ya know?