Did you miss the big news about Sandra Bullock this morning?  She has a baby!!

See Sandra’s new baby boy and read all about it:

http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20364464_20364639,00.html

Your Dog Really Does Care About How You’re Feeling

If you’re an animal lover like me, you probably get the feeling that your dog can tell if you’re happy, sad, excited, whatever . . . and that he really cares. Well, according to researchers at the University of Otago in New Zealand, your guess is right:

Your dog really DOES understand your feelings.

Researchers showed 90 dogs videos of people smiling, angry, laughing, crying and more . . . and found that the dogs’ responses showed they really could tell the difference between different human emotions.

(News.com.au)

The Nasty Stuff Found in Makeup Testers

I am never going to use the “tester” products at make-up counter in malls again!

 –According to a two-year study by Jefferson Medical College in Philadelphia, EVERY SINGLE

make-up tester product they examined contained E.coli. That’s 100%, covered in E.coli. E.coli

can cause anything from stomach problems to death.

–A lot of the samples also contained other bacteria too, like the ones that cause staph infections

and strep throat . . . and HERPES.

–Dr. Elizabeth Brooks, who led the study, says the shared products get filled with E.coli mainly

because women go to the bathroom . . . do their dirty business . . . don’t properly wash their hands .

. . then touch the stuff.

 (Los Angeles Times)

What Three Things Does A Guy Notice Instantly When He Meets A Woman?

 “Cosmo” put together this list of the three things men notice instantly in a woman.

 #1.) HER FRIENDS. Even if a woman seems great, her friends give off a lot of clues about what she’s REALLY like. If they seem like they’re painfully obnoxious, or catty, or overdramatic, that’s a big red flag.

 #2.) HER LAUGH. Men need women to laugh at their jokes. But no guy can see any long-term potential with a woman who laughs TOO much . . . who’s obviously faking her laugh . . . or who has one of those unbearably annoying goat laughs.

 #3.) HER CELL PHONE USAGE. If a woman interrupts a guy during their first meeting or on a first date to take phone calls or do a lot of texting, it’s a big sign she’s not that invested or interested in him.

This is the last glimpse of “Eclipse” before the movie comes out June 30th!

2010 PRESEASON

WK	DATE	OPPONENT		TV Coverage
1	8/15	SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS	1:00 PM	WTTV4
2	8/19	@ Buffalo Bills	7:30 PM	WTTV4
3	8/26	@ Green Bay Packers	8:00 PM	ESPN
4	9/2	CINCINNATI BENGALS	7:00 PM	WTTV4

2010 REGULAR SEASON

WK	DATE	OPPONENT		TV Coverage
1	9/12	@ Houston Texans	1:00 PM	CBS
2	9/19	NEW YORK GIANTS	8:20 PM	NBC
3	9/26	@ Denver Broncos	4:15 PM	CBS
4	10/3	@ Jacksonville Jaguars	4:05 PM	CBS
5	10/10	KANSAS CITY CHIEFS	1:00 PM	CBS
6	10/17	@ Washington Redskins	8:20 PM	NBC
7	10/24	BYE	-	none
8	11/1	HOUSTON TEXANS	8:30 PM	ESPN
9	11/7	@ Philadelphia Eagles	4:15 PM	CBS
10	11/14	CINCINNATI BENGALS	1:00 PM	CBS
11	11/21	@ New England Patriots	4:15 PM	CBS
12	11/28	SAN DIEGO CHARGERS	8:20 PM	NBC
13	12/5	DALLAS COWBOYS	4:15 PM	FOX
14	12/9	@ Tennessee Titans	8:20 PM	NFL Network
15	12/19	JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS	1:00 PM	CBS
16	12/26	@ Oakland Raiders	4:05 PM	CBS
17	1/2	TENNESSEE TITANS	1:00 PM	CBS
All times local to Indianapolis. Kickoff Times may change after Week 11 due to Flex Scheduling.

Most world records are pretty lame. And the losers who dedicate their lives to attaining them are even more pathetic. But not all world records are created equal. Some are MANLIER than others.

And here are the 12 MANLIEST . . .

#1.) Heaviest Weight Dangled from a Swallowed Sword: Last year, a British guy named

Thomas Blackthorne set a new world record by hanging more than 55 pounds from a sword he’d jammed down his throat. The old record was 44 pounds.

#2.) Heaviest Weight Lifted by the Tongue: Believe it or not, Thomas Blackthorne holds this one too. In 2004, he lifted 25 pounds using only a hook through his tongue.

#3.) Heaviest Aircraft Pulled: Last year, a guy named Kevin Fast pulled a 188-ton transport airplane called the CC-177 Globemaster Three more than 28 feet. That’s like pulling 40 African elephants.

#4.) Most Pushups in an Hour on the Back of the Hands: In 2007, a British guy named Paddy Doyle did 1,940 pushups on the back of his hands in just one hour. That’s a rate of one pushup every two seconds. 

#5.) Most Concrete Blocks Broken: Last year, a guy named Ali Bahcetepe smashed his way through 888 concrete blocks, using just his hands, in 60 seconds.  

#6.) Oldest Father: In 2007, a farmer from India named Nanu Ram Jogi became the world’s oldest new father when his fourth wife gave birth to his 21st kid at the age of 90.

#7.) Heaviest Deadlift: This record belongs to a guy from Iceland named Benedikt Magnússon. He somehow managed to hoist 1,102 pounds.

#8.) Most Live Rattlesnakes Held in the Mouth: In 2006, a guy named Jackie Bibby stuffed the tails of ten live rattlesnakes in his mouth, and held them there for a full ten seconds. 

#9.) Most Burgers Eaten: This one belongs to competitive eater Joey Chestnut. In 2007, he wolfed down 103 Krystal burgers . . . which are like White Castle burgers . . . in just eight minutes.

–As a side note, Joey also holds world records for eating 47 grilled cheese sandwiches in ten

minutes, 45 pulled pork sandwiches in ten minutes, 68 Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs in ten minutes, and 241 chicken wings in ten minutes.

#10.) Heaviest Weight Lifted: In 1957, a guy named Paul Anderson back-lifted a ridiculous 6,270 pounds. That’s like using your shoulders to lift two Honda Civics with a 200-pound man inside each of them.

#11.) (–CAREFUL!) Furthest Expulsion of Man-Juice: Allegedly, a guy named Holst Shultz expelled a stream of man-juice 18-feet 9-inches. It also shot over 12 feet high, and was clocked at nearly 43 miles per hour.

#12.) Longest Dong: Officially, a guy named Jonah Falcon is recognized as having the world’s longest man-junk. He’s an aspiring actor who lives with his mom. (???)

–His unit’s been measured at 13.5 inches flaccid, and Jonah says when he’s fully ENGORGED, he gets lightheaded from a lack of blood. (???)

(Pop Crunch)

Here Are Four Reasons To Date A Dude Who’s Broke

 According to a professor at Northwestern University named Adam Galinsky, quote, “Guys with less cash can actually make women happier, because money and status often breed disloyalty and other negative traits in men.”

On that note, here are four reasons to date a guy who’s poor:

#1.) He’s less likely to cheat: Studies have shown that rich men cheat more often than poorer guys.

#2.) He’ll try harder with your friends: Research has found that when poor guys meet strangers, they talk more, laugh more, and make more eye contact than rich guys. Basically, it’s because guys with less money view social connections as a survival skill, while rich guys can’t be bothered.

#3.) He’ll encourage you more: Poorer guys tend to be more supportive about your career, because they aren’t so consumed by their own.

#4.) Better Sex: A broke guy who’s really into a girl is going to pull out all the stops to make sure she doesn’t leave him . . . like all the others did.

So guys, maybe you can’t afford fancy dinners or vacations, and you can’t buy her expensive gifts. But you CAN control your performance in the bedroom.

I had no idea a) any woman would consider trying then returning panties or b) it’s big enough of an issue to do an investigation on!  Unreal!  This is why guys don’t worry about it…or don’t wear any…