You know I love me some Poison and I understand that Bret Michaels and his piercing blue eyes are hard to resist even for a 17 year old girl like Miley Cyrus.  BUT, Bret…she is ONLY 17!!  Does this song creep anyone else out?

Here’s a preview of the lyrics:

“Won’t you fall down on me / So close I can feel you breathe /

Tonight in the darkness with nothing to lose / If the truth is all we can see / If I fall for you, could

you fall for me?

“Yeah we both know better than this, still we can’t resist . . . slowly get undressed.”

That’s the cover of the new magazine getting LOTS of reviews about being “edgy” — really?  IT’S LADY GAGA!!!  Lots of reports are saying her hand over her crotch is to cover up some manhood.  She talks about the rumors in the interview and says she’s really quite old fashioned.  She says, “I believe in certain institutions: cooking, serving dinner, taking care of my family. So I consider myself quite the lady.”

Is this cover that big of a deal?  If she was naked I get that but she’s only topless and she’s covering the girls.

Thanks to Paul Poteet for sending this hilarous gem my way!  I LOVE Huey!

Billboard Magazine, one of the last remaining music industry trade publications (okay, it might be the last if they’re still in print) asked my thoughts about the Artists for Haiti remake of “We Are The World.”  You can read my comments online today:

“We’ve been playing “We Are the World 25″ several times a day since its debut. I think it has definitely been one of the rare “event records” of the past ten years and listeners were certainly interested to hear it at least once. However, in purely unscientific web poll research, most listeners have told us …”

Read entire story on Billboard.com here.

A new blog says what 40 websites says about you — some NSFW

By: Nick Douglas
Pingdom told you who uses what social site. AdAge told you who uses what search engine. But what about the rest of the web? GLAD YOU ASKED.

Facebook: Someone you kiiiiinda remember who, if you ignore them, will turn out to be a headhunter (the good kind) and if you accept, will turn out to be a headhunter (the bad kind).
YouTube: An advanced AI that has nearly mastered swearing and is ready to move on to the rest of human language.
Wikipedia: People screwing with Wikipedia.
Pandora: People who left their iPods at home.
UPS: People getting increasingly excited around midday.
Craigslist: Your girlfriend.
Amazon: People buying books.
 Barnesandnoble.com: Barnes & Noble employees.
Chatroulette: Guys with their dicks out.
Pornotube: Guys with their dicks out.
eBay: Guys with their dicks out reflected in a teapot.
GameSpot: Noobs who can only handle BioShock, Dragon Age, and Dante’s Inferno.
Yahoo Games: Hardcore gamers who can plunge into the depths of Harry Potter Years 1-4.
AOL home page: People who don’t get how the web works.
Google home page: People who don’t get how the search bar works.
Digg home page: People who don’t get “work.”
Reddit: People who think Diggers are dumb.
Metafilter: People who think Redditors are dumb.
Slashdot: People who think people are dumb.
WordPress: Bloggers who’d rather be coding.
Tumblr: Bloggers who’d rather be reading.
Blogger: Bloggers who’d rather be on WordPress. How the hell do you export from this thing?
Livejournal: Bloggers who’d rather be dead! Then you’d finally pay them some attention! Well maybe that’s just what they’ll do, Mom!
Xanga: The 90s.
Club Penguin: The two’s -to-thirteen’s.
CNN: People who think they’re reading the news.
Fark: People who laugh at the word “news.”
 Go.com: Unimaginative people testing a computer at a store.
Ripoffreport: Ripoff victims.
BestBuy.com: Ripoff victims.
 Scientology.org: Ripoff victims.
Bit.ly: People heading somewhere else.
Gawker: Subjects of Gawker articles.
 IRS.gov: People who are way too on the ball.
4chan: Kids pretending to be hackers, hackers pretending to be kids, reporters pretending to be kids pretending to be hackers, child predators, child-predator predators, Han Solo.
eHarmony: 97% of desperate singles.
Loopt: 3% of desperate singles.
AdultFriendFinder: People who will claim tomorrow that they were on eHarmony.
Evite: People who still refuse to get on Facebook.
Friendster: Jonathan Abrams, sitting in a quiet room that no one has entered in weeks. He needs a bath

My favorite news story of the morning…Enjoy!

CHUBBY BIRDS ARE MORE PROMISCUOUS THAN THINNER BIRDS:

–Recently, a group of researchers from the Max Planck Institutes in Germany wanted to find out how a bird’s weight affected its migration and mating patterns. 

–So they outfitted ten lean birds and ten chubby birds with stick-on radio transmitters in order to track their movements and behavior.

–What they learned is that chubby birds have more sex, more one-night stands and, overall, are quicker to give it up than thinner birds. 

–In other words, if a bird is looking for some relatively easy action, it will target the ROTUND birds first. 

(Register)

We’ve been talking a lot about Kool-Aid the last few days.  Thanks to Listener Aaron for sending me this funny clip of Dane Cook’s Kool-Aid skit!

Get your mind out of the gutter!  Check out what happened to this unfortunate cheerleader at halftime of a Raptors/Nets NBA game:

Let’s get Betty White on Saturday Night Live!  Join the Facebook Fan Page!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Betty-White-to-Host-SNL-please/266442514828?v=info

Finally!!

“24” HEADED TO THE BIG SCREEN

Variety is reporting that Jack Bauer’s big screen debut is now officially on the clock. Twentieth Century Fox’s film division is scooping up its hit TV series, “24” starring Kiefer Sutherland as the no-nonsense enemy to terrorists everywhere, and gunning to spin it off into a potential feature film franchise.  Screenwriter Bill Ray (“State of Play”) is maneuvering to send Bauer to Europe, and has been endorsed by Sutherland, according to intelligence reports. It could take a long time, however, for “24″ to go into production, since the producers and cast are currently filming the eighth season of the show, and a ninth season is still a possibility. Fox insiders told Variety that a decision on renewing “24″ for another season could be based on ratings out this week.